I was making myself hideously uncomfortable by not narrowing my attention to details of life which were immediately important, and by refusing to believe what my neighbors believed.
The internet is always a great place for identity crises. In my quest for consistency, I’ve temporarily retired this Tumblr handle in favor another. You can now find me with the handle @skurveydawg all over the internet.
And if you were curious what a Vermicious Knid (pronounced “ver-mih-shis kuh-nid”) is, I highly recommend picking up Roald Dahl’s sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the wonderful and bizarre Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.