We all know that that’s really what the iPad was made for, right? To bring our Tumblr habits into our living rooms and onto our couches and comfy chairs.
This level of culinary innovation leads me to believe that, you guessed it, I am amazing.
I mean, really, is there *anything* scarier than watching Emo Mysogeny brought to life on the big screen?
I rest my case.
“OMG it’s so much better than TwiDroid. I mean worse. Oops, I mean better! Follow me! @xoxostud27”
But what today really lacked was some good old fashioned inflatable beavers and Canadian Mounties.
I would be shaking my head and muttering under my breath about kids these days all waiting for a haircut and instead of chatting with the strangers sitting next to us, we’re all playing on our respective phones.
And then Young Me would retort that casting sideways glances and silently judging them is ten million times more fun than talking to them.
Fun fact: starting an internship that meets three days a week and forces you to get up at 5:45 on those days sucks a lot of energy out of you. It doesn’t help that the rest of the time is spent either working or studying for comps. I’m about three weeks away from vindication and, sweet as that thought is, I’m pretty terrified.
Not to mention brain fried. and probably zombifried.
It’s not every day that a geriatric sneaks up behind you and slaps your ass. What a way to end my first week at my new internship.
A 93-year-old woman I’m working with at my internship.
Obviously, she’s hella awesome.
Trying my best to ignore my thought processes. And the rest of me, for that matter.
My phone can’t post images in landscape. Duly noted.
- Dude One: We're talking about you being a douchebag.
- Dude Two: Dude! I'm not a douchebag anymore.