Story of My Life (Meaning I heard this SO MANY TIMES as a kid but thank goodness I made them snap out of it.)
- Uncle: You know [NAME]?
- Mom: Yeah.
- Uncle (giggling): He's *gay*!
- Mom: Yep.
- Uncle (surprised tone): He's actually a pretty good guy.
- Me: *facepalm*
Source: goestoeleven