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  1. Weekend Breakdown

    List style:

    • Car repaired Friday.
    • Paid too much money for said car repair.
    • Car is working, so that’s a plus.
    • R took me out to dinner.
    • Then to Target. And I found mini toypedoes.
    • Worked on websites.
    • Taught Zumba.
    • Went swimming.
    • Played with mini toypedoes!
    • Went to dinner.
    • Took dad to breakfast for Father’s Day.
    • Went swimming.
    • Played with mini toypedoes!
    • Worked on websites.
    • Had friends over for dinner.
    • Started up the grill.
    • Accidentally left a grill brush inside grill and MELTED THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN.
    • Had to perform emergency surgery maintenance and scrub the hell out of that grill.
    • SUCCESS.
    • Once toxins satisfactorily removed, burger time.
    • CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP.
    • Said goodbye to friends.
    • Zonked out for remainder of evening.

    Translation: Weekend was awesome. Now I must sleep.