Proceed With Caution

I watched part of the debate tonight over some General Tso’s chicken and rice noodles.

Pretty sure the winner here was me. Also, Mitt Romney is probably from the planet Smug, where creatures with plastic looking hair try to whiten their teeth and chuckle about how hilarious it is that insurance companies care more about turning a profit than, you know, actually helping sick people.

Also, the red and blue ties are so over. We need Tommy Hilfiger to design some presidential debate wardrobes, STAT. Replete with ridiculous hats, please.